wana a earn money by sending sms

hi friends ,
have u ever think of that the mobile whiich u hold in your hand may let you earn a total of more than 110000 / - rs a month.
i am not joking but going to share a secret of mine to you,

i am a doctor by profession and during the free time i used to sms several people and do u know i used to earn a total of rs 12500 rs / - a month merely by sending smss.
wana a know more ,
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or write to me to harsh4mheart@gmail.com
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What to do in s.t.d.

Never get panic if you catch any s.t.d . Many people feel shy in disclosing their problems to doctor but believe me by doing this you are mahing trouble for yourself.

today almost every disease is cured fully and permanently.

to get prevented from it

Be abstinent (refrain from sex entirely) or be in a monogamous relationship (both sexual partners are each others' only sexual partner).
Delay having sexual relations as long as possible. The younger people are when they become sexually active, the higher the lifetime risk for contracting an STD. The risk also increases with the number of sexual partners.
Correctly and consistently use a male latex condom. The spermicide nonoxynol-9, once thought to protect against STDs as well as to prevent pregnancy, has been proven to be ineffective for disease prevention. Do not rely on it.
Have regular checkups.
Learn the symptoms of STDs.
Avoid having sex during menstruation. (HIV is passed more easily at this time.)
Avoid anal intercourse or use a condom.
Avoid douching because it removes some of the natural protection in the vagina.

Joke

once upon a time

newton and einstein gone to a beach to do research work on stars.

in late night suddenly newton arose and after arousing einstein he said ,

n: can you look something up

e: ya i can see the milky way

n: and

e: i can see the jupiter there.

n: and

e: i can see the venus but hardly

n: and

einstein gets annoyed and says: what nonsense what you can see besides all these

n: idiot somebody has taken away our tent roof.

WANA A FUN WITH INTERNET WITH EARNINGS IN 5 FIGURES

Do you want to earn from your site or blog on blogger.com.
i can show you a certified way to earn even in 5 figures which doesnt cheats you.

here is the right way for you.

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"Google Adsense is the program that can generate advertising revenue from each page on your website—with a minimal investment in time and no additional resources. Adsense delivers relevant ads that are precisely targeted on a page-by-page basis to the content people find on your site. And when you add a Google search box to your site, Adsense delivers relevant ads that are targeted to the Google search results pages generated by your visitors’ search request.
You can customize the appearance of ads, choosing from a wide range of colures and templates. You can do the same with your search results page. Your reports are customizable, too. Flexible reporting tools let you group your pages in any way you want so you can view your results by URL, domain, ad type, category and more to learn where your earnings are coming from."
Google Adsense ads are highly content relevant ads, which are served directly on your pages - without your intervention. For you as a webmaster, this means that you simply paste the Google Adsense code on your pages, and thereafter have a constantly updated and relevant advertising income.

On a website about custom cars, you might have an ad for fancy wheels or car care kits. On a website about off-reading, you might have an ad for durable truck tires or spotlight rigs. A hockey site might advertise hockey sticks…and a tennis site, tennis shoes. Contextual Marketing just means aligning the ad serving with the context/nature of the website and its audience, the same way like items are grouped in a store. And the “context” can be cut much finer than website level, it can be page level, article level, and so on, so the ads always match the material they are appearing near, and thus, appeal to the interest of the reader/buyer at any given moment. So what’s in it for you – the website publisher/owner? That’s easy. Every time a visitor to your site clicks one of these ads, you make money. The better the ads are targeted, the more clicks you get, the more money you make. AdSense displays easy-to-read, text-based, relevant ads that don’t overshadow the content of your website or annoy visitors. Actually, you have seen hundreds of these ads yourself, as you’ll realize in a moment.

Google AdSense is an ad-serving program that places ads that “make sense” – specifically, that make sense based on relevant content, and assumptions about who might be interested in that content. AdSense is an application of the broader concept of Contextual Marketing. Contextual Marketing is just what it sounds like.
The Google Adsense program serves ads generated by AdWords users on Adsense publisher’s webpage's. The Adsense ad layout can be fully customized to fit your existing website design, in regards to both size, placement, colors and much more.
Today there are probably only a few places in your website that can directly make you money, if any. The magic of Google AdSense is this: It allows you to earn money through every page of your website. On top of that, with algorithms used to align ad content with page content Google automatically selects and displays ads for your website that are likely to generate the highest revenue for you.

Malaria

Malaria is a mosquito-borne disease caused by a parasite. People with malaria often experience fever, chills, and flu-like illness. Left untreated, they may develop severe complications and die. Each year 350-500 million cases of malaria occur worldwide, and over one million people die, most of them young children in sub-Saharan Africa.

This sometimes fatal disease can be prevented and cured. Bednets, insecticides, and antimalarial drugs are effective tools to fight malaria in areas where it is transmitted. Travelers to a malaria-risk area should avoid mosquito bites and take a preventive antimalarial drug.

The drug of choice for malaria are

alpha - arteemether injections which are given on od basis.

however prevention is always better then cure so use mosquito repellants from today to have a healthy tomorrow.

DO NOT ENTER THE ONLINE JOBS TRAP

Hi freinds, i want you to be warned before entering in the online jobs trap as many sites offer very wet mouth offers that are only a fake one. they will neither pay you nor give you enough to console yourself even. i have been also in their trap for a long time but today i realise that i was only wasting money on the internet cafes. they have nothing to do with you but only to cheat you and when you get cheated enough they will leave you in the mid.



however their are some good sites too that offer a good plan and remain on what they commit but these are very rare and you have to be very lucky to find them or to get enrolled in them.

there was no one to warn me but for you beginers i am. i have done my job rest its up to you to go ahead and get trapped in thousands of fake websites or to just walk away to do some constructive work for your life despite of wasting money. harsh

gyenecological examination of a woman

A gynecologic exam assesses the health of your reproductive organs. Your ob-gyn will first check your breasts for lumps. You should also perform a breast self-exam regularly. If you are not sure how, your doctor or nurse can teach you.After examining your breasts, the doctor will examine your pelvic organs. You will be asked to lie on a table with your legs raised and your knees bent and spread apart. The doctor will first examine the outside genitals (vulva). He or she may perform a Pap test Next, the doctor will insert one or two gloved fingers into the vagina and reach up to the cervix. While the other hand presses on the abdomen from the outside, the uterus and ovaries can be felt from the inside. This allows your doctor to check the size, position and shape of the reproductive organs. Your doctor may also examine your rectum using a gloved finger. This helps to detect any tumors, lumps, or other problems that may be present.

jokes

A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs, "Steve doesn't appreciate the things I do for him.""Now, now, dear," her mother replies, in an attempt to comfort her. "I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," the young bride wails, "I bought a frozen turkey loaf for Thansgiving and he screamed at me because of the price.""Well, that is being a little cheap," the mother agrees. "Those turkey rolls don't cost more than a few of dollars.""It wasn't the cost of the turkey roll he was upset about, mother," says the blonde, "it was the airplane ticket.""Airplane ticket?" What are you talking about?" asks the confused mother. "Why did you need an airplane ticket?""Well, mother," the blonde explains, "when I went to prepare the turkey roll, I checked the directions on the back. It said, 'Prepare from a frozen state', so I flew to alaska.


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